Posted from my phone.

It is a superintendent's conference day. I may be going a little bit crazy right now. So far, I have been bombarded with what if questions about things ranging from "what if we get a free cat ..." to "what would you do if we had a whoopie cushion the size of the earth? " If I ever say that I am at a loss for absurd prompts for writing, somebody remind me I have kids who ask the weirdest questions.